bedsigh:

when the lights go down in the city
and the sun shines on the bay

Mar 20th • Notes: 9
Byebye social media and all who inhabit it. Mar 12th • Notes: 1

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

Mar 12th • Notes: 629067
I’m deleting all of my social media apps, including Tumblr. Byebye.

I’m deleting all of my social media apps, including Tumblr. Byebye.

Mar 12th • Tagged: meetme ridiculous • Notes: 0

grawly:

dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play

Mar 12th • Notes: 231041

howtokillasofa:

theunderestimator:

"TALKING HEADS" (GADAJACE GLOWY): a short documentary, directed by Krzysztof Kieslowski in 1980, turns a simple idea into a masterpiece: ordinary people of different age and background in Poland were asked 3 simple questions. Their spontaneous responses reveal the way they see life…

Part 1: “WHO ARE YOU?”: A difficult question with a simple answer…

"I’m an ugly brunette"
"I’m not sure who I am but I love reading books"

Mar 12th • Notes: 51847

sixpenceee:

OK SO I SAW THIS AND I JUST TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE.

OH MY GOD

Where I got it from

More interesting bizarre world posts

Mar 12th • Notes: 313846
Secret Facts about SpongeBob

jamalbans:

dhaiarheaa:

legolasarcc:

meth-plusmeth:

shaner:

These will blow your mind!

Each main character is based on the seven deadly sins!? wow.

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hahaha these are pretty genius!

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And this whole time I thought Squidward was a squid, not an octopus.

oh my god. THESE.

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Mar 12th • Notes: 13150
Mar 12th • Tagged: meetme funny creep sex setting trade nudes naked • Notes: 0
mrsvexingvixen:

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.

Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was OK, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house… we’ll call the police. We don’t own an angel statue.”

The police found both of the children and the babysitter slumped in pools of their own blood within three minutes of the call. No statue was found.

mrsvexingvixen:

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.

Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn’t watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn’t want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent’s room. Of course, the parents said it was OK, but the babysitter had one final request… she asked if she could cover up the angel statue outside the bedroom window with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, “Take the children and get out of the house… we’ll call the police. We don’t own an angel statue.”

The police found both of the children and the babysitter slumped in pools of their own blood within three minutes of the call. No statue was found.

Mar 11th • Notes: 37
stone-cold-brahma-bull:

It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now

stone-cold-brahma-bull:

It was a tables match.

First one to go through a table loses.

I hope everyone can appreciate this now

Mar 11th • Notes: 68753

facethefall:

Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.

Mar 11th • Notes: 140073
When it feels like the whole world is conspiring against you

whatshouldwecallme:

Iw7zf8g

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